If I had a million dollars...

Well, billion to be precise.

Welcome one and all to my venture into blogging. Rather than following the apparently chic trend of turning server hosted webspace into my own personal sob story, I've (along with some support) decided to make a list of any and everything I would do were I an eccentric billionaire.

For days now my mind has been boiling with ridiculously humourous ideas of what to do with truckloads of non-existant money. The most random things have come up; including but not limited to a city in the sky, and children being scared half to death by a "ball pit monster."

Thus each new post that follows will chronicle something different that I would do, were I an eccentric billionaire. Enjoy, and If you don't, no one's forcing you to read. (Slap yourself on the forehead if you thought otherwise)